Friendship, by Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster: Frog...

Kermit the Frog: What?

Cookie Monster: You know... Life... Life not all guessing games, frog. Sometimes, we have to care about friends, specially friends we love, cookies, friends who love cookies so much they play silly guessing games because maybe, maybe just maybe a frog, a very handsome frog, who has cookie, will give best best friend who no can live without cookies!! Give that best friend a cookie!! But... If friendship mean nothing...

Kermit the Frog: Okay! Okay okay! Here's... Here's your cookie.

Cookie Monster: One... Misery... Cookie?

Kermit the Frog: Mm-Hmm.

Cookie Monster: Speak like that deserves five cookies!

Kermit the Frog: I only had one cookie.